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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:49

Most people who generalize are douchey bigots.

Hacksaw 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:30

Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.

Comments

stfuchivonne 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:12

tinkerbell isn't even cute on children. ydi

whjmsical 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:13

YDI

JessiKitty_lol 7

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:14

Good, Tinkerbell sucks! It's so annoying when chicks obsess over frickin' Disney Characters and princesses and stuff, it's why stupid retarded chicks think they're princess and stuff, it's so stupid.

skudgobang 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:21

he's right. grow the **** up. tinkerbelle isn't "darling" unless you're 6.

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:26

I'm afraid most grown ups try not to curse unnecessarily, or judge people with different tastes than they have. You're hardly someone who should be speaking about "growing up".

mandude21 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:32

that's disgusting

blademaster23 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:35

ur a ******* dumbass how ******* old are u 2 grow some breasts and wear something slutty!

thenumberblue 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:38

I pity the fool that has a childesh wardrobe!

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:38

Seeing an adult wearing tinkerbell, sylvester or pooh makes me want to gouge my eyes out. The only people I've seen wearing tinkerbell is the 50+ year old liquor store man/lady, old women in nighties at walmart and 10 year olds.

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:39

I love how most of you who are calling her immature not only display immaturity through your inability to control your anger, but some of you can't even spell!

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:59

At least we don't define ourselves by being anti-popular opinion. Whilst the opinion I hold may adhere to that of the majority, how does that make it any less valid than yours? Anthropologically speaking you are bad for the species.

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:04

I never said your opinion was any less valid, I merely stated the irony that most of these commentors seem to defeat their own arguments. I'm afraid you've misunderstood, and thrown out a completely unnecessary insult. Piss off, will you?

totes_sucks 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:22

Crickey, I do love an adult and reasoned debate. I was trying to comment on how most people who ally themselves with the 'anti' culture and pride themselves on their mature, independent and informed opinions are often the most closed-minded of all. I love it when I'm proved wrong...

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:01

As I've said before, you've completely misunderstood. The term 'anti' can be used synonymously with the word 'negate'. The point of anti is not to be completely for or against something, it is to negate the advantages the competition may hold over you. It also states that accepting the norm, while human, is not acceptable. In other words my interpretation of anti is "It's ok to be flawed, but not ok to accept it" That's why my screen name is "anti_average" not "anti_popular_opinion."

twilight_0118 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:41

wow ok y'all are rediculous!! what's wrong with liking tinkerbell? why should her husband be such a jackass about what she wears? OP: you should wear what ever you like to wear, if he doesn't like it, f*ck him!