Never trust the messenger
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its not your fault... you couldn't have predicted that would happen
You could have just left it until you had stopped the car to let your dad out, you didn't have to read it at that moment
There shouldn't be a comma in between "smoking" and "hot" unless you meant she was either a) on fire at the time or b) had a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.
Couldn't you have just waited? The text would still be there when your dad buggered off. **** your life cause you're an idiot. And **** your dad for being so nosy and oppressive.
you first of all shouldn't be txting and driving, its stupid and distracting. second of all you couldn't just wait till you get home to finish txting? FAIL
2 things. 1) you should not text and drive. 2) NEVER SEND DIRTY TEXTS.... EVER (or do but delete after wards)
great, that's just great.... ur poor father... well at least u had great sex.
Where's the lock on your phone?
Keywords
"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"
At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.