Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 144
You deserved it 20 998

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ChasinParkedCars 0

"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

Comments

its not your fault... you couldn't have predicted that would happen

You could have just left it until you had stopped the car to let your dad out, you didn't have to read it at that moment

There shouldn't be a comma in between "smoking" and "hot" unless you meant she was either a) on fire at the time or b) had a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.

Couldn't you have just waited? The text would still be there when your dad buggered off. **** your life cause you're an idiot. And **** your dad for being so nosy and oppressive.

you first of all shouldn't be txting and driving, its stupid and distracting. second of all you couldn't just wait till you get home to finish txting? FAIL

2 things. 1) you should not text and drive. 2) NEVER SEND DIRTY TEXTS.... EVER (or do but delete after wards)

Hurt16 0

lmfaoooooooo... if I was a male n had a daughter I don't think I would ever look at u the same way... I wonder how the rest of the night went lol... must have been one silent drive home

great, that's just great.... ur poor father... well at least u had great sex.

textwork 4

haha I how much longer was the car ride?