Intimacy: Never trust the messenger

Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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You deserved it 20 997

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Same thing different taste

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 105 000

Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 328

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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You deserved it 2 751

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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You deserved it 9 949

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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You deserved it 48 714

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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You deserved it 4 209

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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You deserved it 65 426

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:14

"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:14

At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

Comments

sikanderimran 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:13

A new word has entered my vocabulary of ****** up English today, "Sext". that's just Sexcellent.

gothic_cat_lady 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:24

^^ you never heard of sexting before? Even with all the Fox news updates about how "OMG the youth today! They're all sending naked pictures of each other! See? proof the damn liberals are ruining the country and corrupting poor, innocent children!" or whatever they say. Well that's how it is in the US at least. And ouch, that's awkward, OP. What did your dad do?

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:51

Well, at least your father doesn't want you driving dangerously, and was willing to read a text for you.

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:57

hahaha wow. i'm not sure it could get more awkward than that! i think it's mostly FYL, cause you were driving and couldn't help it. but it's also kind of YDI if you let your dad read the text (unless he just took the liberty of reading it. then theres nothin you can really do). good luck with talking to your dad from now on ;)

onealhart54 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:04

oh yeah. i remember when u gave me head. then i went down on u. and the best part was when i didnt wear a condom and i came all in your pussy. and you said u liked it. u had like 4 orgasms

sdfrew 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:26

Oh yeah definatly U gave her 4 orgasms yeh....uhhh haa Watevs ur a f'in ahole cmon u don't even know her

Jorddaaan 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:47

oh my poop. this almost happened to me! but now i keep my phone in my pocket and delete everything

always_his 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:58

You should have said, "I bet you'll let me read my own texts now". Haha. I don't think you deserve that embarrassment just because your boyfriend has the bad judgement to send that sort of text when anyone could see it.

F3br33z3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 2:03

Honestly? You're driving. On the road. With other people. Texting while driving is completely dangerous and stupid. Driving requires your eyes on the road-not the phone in your lap. You could have hit someone or something. Peoples lives > Your social life YDI, wait till you get home.