Intimacy: Never trust the messenger

Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 140

You deserved it 20 997

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Same thing different taste

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 894

You deserved it 105 000

Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 672

You deserved it 6 641

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 389

You deserved it 4 328

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 860

You deserved it 2 751

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 347

You deserved it 9 949

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 475

You deserved it 6 198

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 538

You deserved it 48 714

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 585

You deserved it 47 211

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 609

You deserved it 4 209

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 709

You deserved it 65 426

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:14

"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:14

At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

Comments

whomeam 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:07

hahahhahahahaha i know this girl! teamarie + the driving dad home at the same time gave it away oh wow somehow its funnier when you can picture the right people

SirAwesome 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:11

How is this not 100% YDI? You have a boyfriend who you have sex with, and you still let your dad read your texts?

jollysnowman 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:15

this is why my phone is on vibrate. FYL, but a little YDI...

john_bell 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:33

That's not the only reason your phines on vibrate, if you no what I mean

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:21

never give anyone else your phone to read your texts YDI* infinity for being that retarded

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:28

ydi for not password protecting your phone.

ASpocksky 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:36

Since when do you text something like that to someone out of no where... Wouldn't you want to confirm that they actually have their own phone before you say something so personal? Or at least call them about it.

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:38

Look on the bright side, amazing sex?

popcorn721 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:41

I agree with #39 and #47 and you... YDI for having sex before marriage YDI for letting your dad read your texts YDI for being impatient

daarlingdamsel 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:16

You know the whole sex before marriage thing is a nasty assumption. Maybe this girl is 25 and having lunch with her dad and has been with her boyfriend since she was 14 and they just haven't had the funds to get married yet. He could be her only sexual partner. If this was just some random ass guy I would agree, but not because of my religion, but because it's nasty and unsafe. You tell me that you have never in your life committed a sin and then judge her for having sex before marriage...oh, but wait...isn't judgment a sin? You are ****** then I guess. In God's eyes, all sins are equal.