Transportation, Friends, ACAB, Drugs and Cops: Nice friends you've got there

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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You deserved it 495

By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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You deserved it 40 831

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 856

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 311

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 726

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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You deserved it 18 624

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

Alexa, play "Tailights Fade" by Buffalo Tom

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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You deserved it 190

swaglesshipster 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:48

Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!

JKW35 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Time to leave that "friend" behind

Comments

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:31

Dope is for dopes. Your friend is a dope.

Meettitan 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:37

It isn't paraphernalia if something illegal hadn't been smoked through it, and of course if it was clean it's legal. However, I assume it had been used since it said they were moving and weren't coming home from a headshop.

MakingLight 2

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:38

You don't have to let them search your car....

thelionheart 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:39

just tell them you use it with Tobacco, that's completely legal

Amateur_Dank 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:40

Fingerprints!!!!

getfokinrektm8 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:45

bongs arent always used for weed

xluciferx666 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:47

Well you can say it's hers and usually they will go with who's driving if no one owns up unless they can prove it's yours

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:52

It's only been illegal for two years, was the trip more than two years ago?

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:57

The trip was last summer. The bong-ban law had no teeth. They just can't sell it to you if you're stupid enough to say you're going to use it for pot. I wasn't.