#11, a real man can keep his vehicle under control during an ******.

A real man wouldn't be so selfish.

#38, a real man wouldn't have to ask. His woman would jump on any opportunity to latch on to his mighty knob :)

#46, I take it this knowledge is from research and not experience ;)

#56, you'd be wrong. The tricky part is getting the Special License to be allowed to drive in that condition. Getting a girl to blow me while I negotiate a slalom course with a State Trooper in the back seat is the true mark of Real Manliness.

Hmmm, I see. Well, I think it's safe to say OP's hubby doesn't have that skill nor license.

#70, you need to read carefully. There's no husband, just a boyfriend.

Thanks for clearly that up for me.

46 wins :D

She wasn't in labor, she was trying to naturally induce it

where was the bear? shouldn't 'you be fighting a bear?

Psh, it's only illegal if you get caught.

Actually, #57, it's always illegal. It's just that actions aren't taken unless you get caught. That's obvious, though. I know I'm more than likely going to get negative replies, but what you just said is pure stupidity.

#75, it was a joke. No one in their right mind would say that and mean it.

It's the internet. People nowadays believe everything they see.

#17, especially when he is trying to figure out why he's taking her to her prenatal appointments when it's really her husband's job. That can be very confusing.

Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking! She will soon have two babies to take care of :)