Nice try

By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 792
You deserved it 81 992

Same thing different taste

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No way the frame on this couch is perfect just turn the cushions over. Right?

lalalanono 8

Why do you need a new sofa if they're able to repair your current one? Asshole scammers like you make the prices go up for everyone else.

I really don't understand people who comment 'agreed'. I mean if you agree just thumbs up the comment? :/

I completely and wholeheartedly agree with your comment

purplemnm 9

She thought they wouldn't be able to fix the frame.

That doesn't matter it's still ignorance on her part. She deserves a broken couch now!

If it was under warrenty, then why the hell would you stab the cushions??

Llamacod 11

In an attempt to get a new couch, didn't you read the fml?

mandadarling 10

Prolly should have asked them when you called for repairs what their coverage was on the damages.

KnightAngela1109 10

Guess you will just have some new places to hide things

ByronJess 17

If you ever have the urge to complain that something is overpriced, stop and think about how it's the people like you who help to contribute to the rising costs. You're a scammer, you definitely deserved it.

Yeah, I've tried, but I got nothing. Just what was going through your mind to make you think that was a good idea, darling?