Nice try

By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
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Same thing different taste

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God I hate people like you. Surely a little honesty wouldn't kill anyone? I bet the guy refused to fix it because he knew it was done on purpose...

what was ur explanation to how the holes got there in the first place??

Next time check the warranty. Only covers frame and the fabric as long as it appears to be a manufacturers mistake. Like along the stitching. Not giant holes in the middle!!!

I'm gonna go with what I'm Sure has to be the other 99% and say your stupid.

jaredofmo 22

Repairman: "Hmm, there's tears in this cushion. Wait a sec, no fraying and there's a pair of scissors here with some fibers stuck between the blades... I smell a faker here." The repairman is wise.

I've never seen something so stupid like that before!

Just tell everybody that comes to your house the cuts in your couch are from your "sleep stabbing" problem. Sooner or later, nobody will want to visit you and the condition of your couch will not matter.

GothInside 6

How could u possibly think a warranty would cover something obviously NOT a manufactor defect?? The problem was the owner of said couch is defective!! Are u always such a shady douche bag or was this a special circumstance? Ugh... Ur a prime example if why most people just piss me off!!