Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
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awesomechica1229 5

dude you should have just been yourself, and not try to make yourself cooler

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hghiPigh 0

all you people who think graduating from college ain't cool... your high school career was probably a big fat fail and you didn't get into any colleges. it's ok.. you can still be cool, you uneducated ignorant fools.. NOT.

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jkgfdxb 0

haha wow nice assumption. um no I go to a uc school and most of the people I go to school with are not fun to hangout with so it doesn't take a college degree to create people skills or give off a good impression at a rage ahhaha

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starile 19

Dang, 34, which boring-ass UC school do you go to? I go to UCLA, and the social life is amazing. You're probably doing it wrong, but give it some time bc we JUST started classes today, if you go to a UC.

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jkgfdxb 0

ucsd. yeah I've been going to the lame little parties and hangingout with my lame roomates.

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jkgfdxb 0

yeah first day and I already have an essay. ah

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jkgfdxb 0

and I don't see why you mentioned the start date hahaha everyone knows

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starile 19

I was saying give it time, since we just started. You'll find people who are cool to hang out with :)

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dudeitsdanny 9

Quarter UCs started today. Semester ones have been in session for a bit. But I don't think graduating college makes you cool. It makes you a better-prepared individual who'll probably land a really good job or end up working at McDonald's with an useless degree. Partying with college kids as a graduate makes you a loser who's trying to retain his youth in the lamest of ways. 21+ clubs is where cool graduates go. And I'm a college junior, so I'll be making that transition soon ;P

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5t3ff1k4h 44

50 - I had an essay the first day, got a 3/3 on it, and was subsequently exempted from the class.

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spidersilkx9 0

if they believed you they would think you were a perv for being at a party for young'ins. lose lose situation.

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breakingakajav 0

lol...well lesson of the day: the truth shall set you free!

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analyzewithin 0

YDI for trying to impress what you _thought_ were college chicks. You'd obviously have better luck hanging out in seedy bars. More real, less deception. +/-

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perdix 29

Yell, "I'm Doogie ****** Howser, and I blew through high school and college in 3 years!" They might be impressed, but they may also think you're a proud, openly gay man. The pitfalls of taking on celebrity personas.

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jbonzi 0

if you have to lie to feel like those people will like you.. then they aren't suppose to be your friends. Friends are suppose to like each other for who they really are. be patient, you'll find your clique ;)

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Ohnocurly 0

I don't think he was trying to make friends. I think naked twister WAS on his venue with the accompaniment of these undeceivable females. Keep trying OP, you'll find some stupid ones that will go for it.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

supposed*. Sorry. I try not to nazi when unprovoked, but that one's a big pet peeve of mine.

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foxy1222 0

Did you tell them it was your twin brother who's dumb so graduated high school late. But if you told then your name your screwed and your not getting any;).

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Steven696 6

yea... his TWIN brother.

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