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By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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By Kimberly - 22/10/2009 12:26 - France

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - Chile - Santiago

Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML

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By Lifeless - 15/08/2010 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

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By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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FFML_314 11

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:12

Instead, you came on FML.

theChupacabras 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:15

am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?

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livinthefridge13 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:12

i do that too

ivyshade 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:41

you can post on fb from your cellphone so just post whatever it is your doing for the day..who cares what other people think

sickshoes12 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 1:18

hAha go outside do something you don't need fb if people don't even talk to you

GottalovenerdsxD 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 4:58

I did the exact same thing 2 days ago. hhahahah

MagicSide 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:33

lol and???? is working????

wg4r5g5hh 4

Thursday 15 July 2010 7:59

wow the fyl and ydi are totally even

AntonioDB 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 9:05

how did this crap get past the moderators?!?

kelly951951 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:01

omg! i so do the same!

iknowimawesome 13

Friday 16 July 2010 0:55

well ya kind of don't if you decided to write about it on FML.

Richard_F 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:19

No. 1 has a great point

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Nice try

Same thing different taste

Get a life

Not you

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