Work: No excuses!

Tell the full story! you work at a Kevlar demonstration showroom! Getting shot has got to be a no-no. how is your boss supposed to tell the Armed Forces client why their rep couldn't make it today?! You forced his hand. FHL.

mdtiger 13

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:31

OH NO! FIGHT THEM! tHat's plain messed up

anyKRulez 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:57

whoever fires someone for being absent from work from a bullet wound is stupid. if they were shot, they would have stayed home I bet.

young9491 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:05

lmfbao

cnobles 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:26

Wrongful termination.....take them to court

rockon10 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 7:33

maybe he thought you said getting A shot?

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Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

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Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML

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Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML

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Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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