No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 976
You deserved it 4 905
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khaya 9

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

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cathylee22 4

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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pegasus187 9

another FML firing that can result in a lawsuit

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VMF 0

shouldn't have gotten shot

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Ukeee_X 19

I think... Yes, I smell a potential law-suit!

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bbrain 0

wrongful termination. sue him right now and and get your compensation.

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Sephina 3

I completely agree. The only thing is, if he was still in the probation period then they can fire him for anything...

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DanDanGoesRawr 0

damn you must live in a ghetto ass place

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CasualZombie 6

I think you should show up at work the next day anyway but bring a gun. threaten your ex boss with it, get him scared shitless, then shoot him in the femur. as he sits in a puddle of his blood whimpering like a Japanese school girl, smile menacingly and ask, "Oh sir, Will you be coming in to work tomorrow?" then dive through a window. leave him to suffer, not only physically, but mentally. I dont think the phrase,"What the **** just happened?" would ever leave his brain again.

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