Work: No excuses!

You should have known the risks when you applied for that bodyguard position. Also if you stayed home after the ordeal then you endangered your handler's life!

JacobysGirl 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:51

Life is a bullet.

HeJustKnowsBest 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:03

Embrace it!

Person1233 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:06

Shove it up your ass?

anboyer901 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:53

You work at walmart dont you? lol

ceddyz17 10

Monday 18 April 2011 19:59

comin straight out of compton

JennaMarie420 2

Monday 18 April 2011 20:00

couldn't you get a doctors note or something? this is ridiculous

HoMachine 1

Monday 18 April 2011 20:01

sue ur company?

Quasar55_fml 18

Monday 18 April 2011 20:03

You can be fired after only one absence at work ? Damn that's rough

stewpididiot 11

Monday 18 April 2011 20:07

... never bring a knife to a gunfight. here endeth the lesson.

oblio 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:20

Time to go on disability for the rest of your life! You don't need that job anymore!

deathtrap 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:40

seriously? did u get shot or did you get A shot?

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Today, I finally decided to tell my partner that I was sexually harassed by another guy in high school. When I got to the point, she rolled her eyes, stopped me and said, "Why can't you just tell me something nice? I don't want to hear about it, it's triggering me." Well, thanks for your attention, I guess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 501

You deserved it 101

Today, yet again I had to lie to a date about what I do for a living, because every time I tell someone the truth, that I work in private equity, they have some choice words about "people like me ruining things" and "ruining the housing prices." I feel like an evil James Bond or something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 510

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Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 014

You deserved it 248

Today, I woke up to find my home studio cleared of most of my music gear. Apparently, my brother went on a Tinder date with a stranger late at night, and decided it to bring her to my place's guest room since my house "was closer." I'd been building that studio for over 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 428

You deserved it 107

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 653

You deserved it 7 137

Siblings know the struggle.

I agree, your life sucks 283

You deserved it 72

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 78 146

Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML

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