No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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Top comments

khaya 9

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

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cathylee22 4

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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lilmisslovely13 15

yeah, and all u did was give them a "reason" ;)

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Quit being a pansy. Pull up your big boy pants and walk it off.

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lilmisslovely13 15

so what exactly is a valid reason to stay home?

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

ya seriously

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heyred 11

Either your HR department wasn't consulted, you didn't call in or provide proof of treatment or you have lied before. no one "just" gets fired for a serious medical issue.

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aardvarkish 15

Well, in my job, you about have to get hit by an IED before we send you home.

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Tankd4life 0

ah the life of a gangster, stop holding up those 7-11s

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life2007 0

technically they are not allowed to do that. I suggest go to a doctor get proof and then sue them.

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