Work: No excuses!

No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 976

You deserved it 4 905

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khaya 9

Monday 18 April 2011 19:10

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

cathylee22 4

Monday 18 April 2011 19:11

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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proski 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:41

DUDE! Ur life sucks

IcyHell 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:44

They only fired you because they didn't want to have an employee who got shot.

shadow33456 1

Monday 18 April 2011 21:45

qq more noob

bluerosetheory 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:58

Dude you know it was only a flesh wound. There was no need for you to stay home

panzer1102 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:59

fight that!!!good luck and feel better

BustaCapInYoAss 5

Monday 18 April 2011 21:59

Sorry dude, i had to.

madeingeorgia 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:13

What were you doing to get shot in the first place?

ellharper 6

Monday 18 April 2011 22:28

your hot ;)

jazzygirrrl 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:41

YDI for being shot(:

cheer4ever96 8

Monday 18 April 2011 22:49

that sucks! hope you get better ad a job soon.

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