No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 976
You deserved it 4 905

Top comments

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

Comments

Ooo you must work in the fast food industry. at least, I hope.

Miranday 0

Your damn right it's not a valid reason.

what are u doin on fml if u got shot? some peoples stories are so fake its dumb, but entertaining. like there was one abt a 43 year old, what 43 year old gets on fml to say FML. i mean it was probably like a 16 year old with no life.

TrueStory22 0

Sue the boss. No need for someone in the job as heartless as him. Recover soon, OP.

CharismaticCutie 0

how did you get shot anyway???

well, where were you shot and what is your job? you might deserve it, but you might not. I'll vote both.