No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 735
You deserved it 37 766

Same thing different taste

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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You can make money by charging people to enter a sausage eating contest!

tjv3 10

Well YDI for not being able to control yourself

Yes, that is what I usually do with my sausages....

tylermt1999 17
perdix 29

What you did with the sausages in your drunken rampage made rendered them unreturnable. You might as well hold a Sausage Fest. Put posters up all over the neighbor featuring realistic pictures of sausage. You'll attract an interesting crowd.

trellz17 19

Next time hide your wallet before you get drunk.

I wouldn't refund you either. Most grocery stores can't return perishable items since they cannot be resold. That's what happens when you drunk grocery shop.

"Can I pay my rent in sausages this month?"