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By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML

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By ditzen - 07/12/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my paycheck at the convenience store I work at. While there, two frat boys came in and bought seventeen 30 packs of beer. That comes to about $300. They spent more at the store in one day than I get paid in two weeks. FML

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By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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redreynard 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:03

You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

hinchkongfang 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:12

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

Comments

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:35

3 bags just to carry his sausage... he's either a hero or obsessed.

shawnaishere 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:35

Since you couldn't get real ones you bought some in the store?

perdix 29

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:38

If you're having trouble giving away your sausage, you might be able to make lots of money on the receiving end;)

rcgirl2 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:38

Why not cook the sausage and give some to homeless people.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:36

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I got some sausage But no rent money

retyi43 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:44

pretty terrible

Enslaved 36

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:25

What? Use it to pay your rent?(:

br0ccoli 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:40

"I am Sausage Man! Sausages for everyone! Yes! You get a sausage! And you! And you! And you! Pass the vodka, I'm on a roll here!"

racxius 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:30

You'r comment made me giggle

AyameKitty 2

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:34

And this is why you don't shop when drunk. Or Hungry for that matter. Hope you can work something out.

lunarlace 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:41

Make a nice meal with the sasuages, then invite your landlord/lady over for dinner. If you can cook, maybe he/she will soften up. If not, well...good luck :3