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By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00
Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I got some sausage But no rent money
pretty terrible
What? Use it to pay your rent?(:
"I am Sausage Man! Sausages for everyone! Yes! You get a sausage! And you! And you! And you! Pass the vodka, I'm on a roll here!"
You'r comment made me giggle
And this is why you don't shop when drunk. Or Hungry for that matter. Hope you can work something out.
Make a nice meal with the sasuages, then invite your landlord/lady over for dinner. If you can cook, maybe he/she will soften up. If not, well...good luck :3
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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.
Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...