No thanks

By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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You deserved it 2 868
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txgirl2013 14

Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha

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LiL_Dub 2

Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!

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youngsofly 13

Now that's a messy situation, tell them to clean their own shit up.

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sicwitit 0

all these comments say only close family or friends should help clean up. so your telling me that you guys would actually clean up a bloodied, smelly goo of a mess that just came out of a close friend or families ******... not to mention getting it all over yourself while in the process. frankly I find that rather Fucken discusting... u chose to have that kid, clean it up yourself.

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KaylieeJay 4

I agree with you, but the newborn's grandmother/grandfather or aunt or uncle or some sort of family member would be better than just randomly asking your neighbour to clean up your baby-mess.

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fundanger 0

What does OP mean?

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fundanger 0

What does OP mean?

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fundanger 0

Today, My downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did i hear eighteen hours of interrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if i could come over to help them clean up. FML

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kpknight44 0

Poop on their porch

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DriAA7 17

She should have let all of her neighbors know she was having a home birth so they could make arrangements to stay elsewhere or something! She lives in an apartment complex! How rude!

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carlosantana0219 2

I'll assume you said "hell no, clean up your own afterbirth"

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cmac86 23

Of course you can not answer the door or phone and act like you're not there. But do vein a gift for the family. And invest in some ear plugs, because that baby will be hollering more than a banshee.

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