No thanks

By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 039
You deserved it 2 868
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txgirl2013 14

Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha

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LiL_Dub 2

Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!

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Comments

deequu 20

There are worse things happening to people. Instead of whining, go help or go make a family of your own. Doesn't look like you have a social life.

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DriAA7 17

So that's what people should do when they don't have a social life? Start families? How does that make sense?

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KaylieeJay 4

So by not having kids, you don't have a social life? Seems like the opposite in most cases to me...

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VoteForTaco 8

You should have said (in a cartman voice):"F*** you guys, i'm going home!"

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lsd_25 8

thats gross. i wouldnt even be polite when i decline if i were u

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MrIncredibleSME 3

Ugh, home births. I liked Patton Oswalt's bit on that stupid trend.

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my2centsworth 15

Mrs Reagan says, "Just say 'no'!"

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InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Gross, let's hope you said, "**** NO."

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kareltje 17

That's what good neighbors are for ;)

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Boomer21 0

I didn't know the Duggars had neighbors...

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erika729 1

Ydi for actually doing it..that's wat her baby daddy is for

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