Pregnancy, Gross, Neighbours, Noise and Health: No thanks - FML

No thanks

By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards to ask if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

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Top comments

txgirl2013 14

Friday 16 December 2011 1:07

Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha

LiL_Dub 2

Friday 16 December 2011 1:10

Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!

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megbrooke23 0

Friday 16 December 2011 2:31

Wow haha sucks for you lol

dkhannar 0

Friday 16 December 2011 2:53

Like a boss!!

FaraPjJammaz 13

Friday 16 December 2011 3:00

................Gross :( But well.... I dont know if I would have helped if it was me. I'd be pretty darn annoyed, but then again, a new being just came into the world sooo :O

PrimeStarscream 30

Friday 16 December 2011 3:15

You're a jerk.

Humanspider 18

Friday 16 December 2011 3:23

The answer is simple: NO! Matter of fact, you can say **** NO!

ty1992_farmlife 12

Friday 16 December 2011 3:29

Leave me out of that cleanup

iGreen 0

Friday 16 December 2011 3:32

Yeah right, like someone would ask that.

lksdliz 9

Friday 16 December 2011 3:36

NO!! Next they will be asking you to help when the baby blows up it's diapers! But on the upside, the home birth option is probably off the table forever for Mom...

juwon410 1

Friday 16 December 2011 3:44

Don't you just love the miracle of life leavin a big mess

skyeyez9 24

Friday 16 December 2011 3:44

All you have to say is: Ewww no! Clean up your own bloody after birth mess!

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