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By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Congratulations on your new neighbor :)
Your a bitch OP!!!!!
86 Your a bitch.
And YOU'RE both idiots.
Hmm so by not wanting to clean up blood, placenta, mucus, shit, urine and various other lovely additions that come with a birth, the OP is a bitch? Not to mention she wasn't invited to see the baby, but only to clean up after it.... I say the neighbours are the bitches.
Well did u help? :p
This is exactly why I'm choosing NOT to have a home birth. I live in a rented house so I wouldn't disturb the "hive" of an apartment, but I know that I'll be the one to have to cleanse the house, give birth, and have to clean up afterward, Midwife/Doula or not. I'm heading to a birth center where they can take care of it all. Most interesting part? The birth center is in a strip mall. LOL
Eighteen hours is nothing compared to the couple of years you get to endure of the infant waking up and crying in the middle of the night... Have fun.
Well, get on with it! Seriously though, why don't they just call a family member or really close friend to help with the clean up? This is just rude.
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Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!