Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

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Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

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andria907 2

Do it again doggy style with a sign saying 30lbs?? Says your moms while she is eating my pussy!! Then smile and leave the curtains wide open and scream a little

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666from1134 3

Choosing the latter is a win-win.

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aj510 5

I say jack off ur boyfriend in front of the windoe

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cobanjo 2

The last part was mean and did not need to be added. But still it was funny

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worldclassrager 39

oh come on why is weight always a factor in everything...its irrelevant...more frisky you get the more the neighbors will like you...either or your neighbors are assholes...ignore them or they'll leave due to what they see in your windows...why would they look anyway?

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Fellsnows 5

That man should be a motivational speaker

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MyWorldAway 0

That did stop him/her or both from watching did it? screw their comment about the.weight im sure they could loose alot more than that. Probably jealous cause they can't even get any

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