Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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rlerke 0

you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

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thatonedame 6

blindly throw a pillow in their direction. just don't look!!! if you aren't creeped out enough already, seeing that can do some serious emotional scarring.

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My_Deathbed 0

You should have walked in and have some fun ;)

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handhugsftw 0

ewww! 26 that's nasty! haha let's not encourage incest here, people!

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turtles1321 0

or mabe she means winchester lol im random 

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JenandNA 0

ewwww thts gotta suck

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iamchuck 0

That is going to disturb you for a long time. At least you didn't walk in on them and see it. Still, good luck trying to look them in the eye for a while.

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kimmberlyann 0

ahahhaha you shoudve walked right in and said can i join??

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meglovesjoe 0

you shoulda told them to get their own room.

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thatonedame 6

just use it as blackmail next time you don't get your way. unless if course your parents aren't the sort of ppl who care if family knows that they will have sex in a hotel room with their children present. I know my grandparents would have a few things to say about that sort of behavior.

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Zakuraa 0

^^ @32; It's probably because they're all idiots and find humor within it. Tsk, Tsk..

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Bleh, commenting bug is back.. But yes, Zakuraa. I suppose so, some people just have twisted senses of humor I guess.

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rockediny 0

incest is fun, u should try it :P

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superOdY 0

lmao 32 i agree wit u on that one... it's alrdy disturbing enough n ur sayin go join? lol

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Raleigh_bruh 7

I realize that the concept of threesomes amuse some people, but really? Why are so people suggesting Op have one with their parents..?

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ktbird 0

I don't quite see how this could be blackmail, but you're right that it's a whole new level of trashy and disgusting. Honestly I find it incredibly disrespectful. Screw saying something or farting, shouldve thrown something at them.

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twilight_0118 0

I would have been beyond pissed. my parents are really sexual and it's ******* annoying. I don't rly mind that they have sex, what bothers me is that they don't respect me enough to pick up their devices and toys before I see them. u should have been like "shut the **** up!!!!!" I bet they would have been embarrassed. :D

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Lizz7 0

I went looking for my cats today to take them to the vet, and looked under my parents bed, the cats like to sleep under there. There was a giant freaking vibrator under my mom's side, almost sticking out in the open. My 6 year old brother plays in their room all the time and they just leave that stuff around. Its horrible.

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Lizz7 0

I went looking for my cats today to take them to the vet, and looked under my parents bed, the cats like to sleep under there. There was a giant freaking vibrator under my mom's side, almost sticking out in the open. My 6 year old brother plays in their room all the time and they just leave that stuff around. Its horrible.

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