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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

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By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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mooncake_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.

lovely_189 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:23

OUCH!

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Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:34

#3: Yeah, he definitely has a tiny penis because he wasn't interested in her creepy approach. I must say that's very, very creepy. How about, you know, just going up to him and saying "Want to go to the dance with me?" At least you're a girl. If a guy did that, he'd be in jail right now and a restraining order would be pending.

allstarplayer324 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:39

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kat666 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:44

Don't you think that's a bit of an OTT way of asking him? No wonder de drove off! It probably freaked the hell out of him!

Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:44

#14: While she obviously put thought into it, I would honestly be very freaked out if a girl put signs up on my street and was waiting there with balloons to ask me to a dance. Like I said, imagine the police report that wound ensue if you reversed the genders?

lifesabit 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:47

#13 knows the truth!

MoonTiger 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:49

Because going over to him and asking just simply doesn't work

AlisonMarie 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:52

I probably would've put my car in reverse tooo...that's really weird. I mean, that's just flat out creepy, borderline stalker obsessive. Balloons? Reallly? That's weird. Completely not natural. I'm sorry, I'm not a mean person, but good gravy, that's just a really really weird thing to do.