Not a biology major

By babymomma - 14/09/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.

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Optimistic9 0

You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.

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PenNameHere 0

blonde is a recessive gene, and black hair is dominant. I learned that in 7th grade either he's a child or an idiot. so are you

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maipinkbear 0

show him pics from when you were a baby. problem solved. now quit whining

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modifiedchick 0

Lets face it, the dude probably just wanted any excuse the dump the OP because he realised life with a crotch nugget wasn't all its cracked up to be. She probably oopsed him like most women do. I feel sorry for guys, it would be like playing russian roulette every time you stuck your dick in someone.

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Bandit614 0

Intelligence must be his recessive gene.

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joy1523 0

not nearly as much of a russian roulette if they slap a ******* condom on. that one is definitely the dudes fault.

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modifiedchick 0

Last time I checked condoms weren't 100% effective. Not to mention girls can poke holes in them, or lie and say they're on the pill when they're not. Russian roulette baby! So glad I'm not a guy, I'd probably have a nervous breakdown every time I ****** a chick if I was

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McFly187 0

Two Words: *PATERNITY TEST* that way you've proven it.

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Voddy 0

Paternity test for the win.

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joy1523 0

and as people are finally seeming to point out... a paternity test would have shut him up and solved things. however, your man sounds like a world class douche, so maybe you're better off without him.

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CinnamonGrl 0

I hate to say it, but are you sure he didn't fake this whole "paternity freak-out" as a way to get out of taking care of you and your child? Just gonna throw that out there...

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dean888 0

Sad, because if you're white, and he is white, and neither of you are Italian, chances are the kids hair will show up blond, then go darker as the child gets older.

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Yip_YIP_YIPPEE 0

That sucks. But I've been thinking...I wonder why guys will date women for a loooong time but not marry them. What's the difference? Is it simply easier to bail when there is no wedding ring and marriage? Is it a fear of that kind of commitment? Is it fear of losing half their stuff in the event of a divorce. You've been dating this guy 5 years. I know someone who dated her boyfriend for 10 years. Dating! That's ridiculous. Maybe you ARE better off without him as some other commentors are saying...

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