Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
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catanita 18

So, morning sex is out of the question.

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maosquare 18

Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.

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graphicstyle7 17

Er.. nasty temper, don't care about the excuse... run, unless you want and need abuse.

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insanez58 11

i hope you dodged or caught the hair dryer...

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noisebox 1

PMS time to split the scene....

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TheMoonBear 6

Story of my life, I'm a dickk in the mornings haha

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lowie89 7

You've got yourself a winner there!

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RottabFML 5

She's dying for her duncan hills coffee.

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ganjaone 2

Sounds to me like u got urself a keeper there. I bet her breath smells lovely after those cigs n coffee

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dixiefoxx 22

Now I'm scared to see my grandma in the mornings.. She admitted that nobody should talk to her before she has her coffee.. Thankfully she wakes up at 5 am

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unixdude 9

Dump her. Life is too short to spend it with someone you cannot be around.

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