Pregnancy, Pranks and Intimacy: Not so funny after all

Not so funny after all

By oops - 21/09/2013 01:30 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Bree - 23/09/2018 03:00

Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML

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News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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By goner - 01/05/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By johnG - 21/12/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

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Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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Saturday 21 September 2013 19:08

Maybe he was pranking you in return?

MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 21 September 2013 19:07

Well that's one way to get the truth out

Comments

pfft123 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:09

I'm so sorry OP.... Please tell us he was joking... :

Pentanol 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:38

funny how when everyone use this as a joke they always find out they partners secret. Everyone should try this on their partner :p

TheWorldGreatest 8

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:42

It's better you find out know!

NessaMae 19

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:23

I try and not pull pranks like that because the outcome always ends up terrible for people on here. But it makes it tempting to try to see what people close to me are really hiding. :P

an3ph 20

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:39

Pregnancy pranks always miscarry.

BriCx 8

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:43

You think that joke is funny you asshole? I happened to have had two miscarriages so you can take your stupid jokes and play in traffic with them...

IceyT 7

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:08

Hey, I'm in the same boat!.. My husband just told me he has a six month old daughter and our son is due to be born on Monday.. I completely sympathize!

seriously_wtf22 2

Sunday 22 September 2013 5:00

That a messed up way to find out he was cheating

MissesVakarian 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 5:47

Rid yourself of this douche. You deserve better.

Neopopulas 9

Sunday 22 September 2013 7:45

Thats a pretty shitty pranks. Pranks are .. pretending to cut your hair, or pies, or water buckers, or leaping out in a hockey mask. Accusations of infidelity (with bad grammar) are not pranks. "From you" really? By you maybe, WITH you maybe..

amisenho 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:49

So you're chastising OP for just happening to get the truth out of her cheating husband? You're basically saying, "Cheating is okay as long as she doesn't find out about it the way he wants her to find out about it." Were you really expecting her husband to tell her at any point what he did?