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By rastamerican - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - San Jose

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Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 228
You deserved it 1 882

Same thing different taste

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secretsymbiote21 5

whoa! sometimes parents dont have a filter.

Honestly, if she's telling YOU this kind of info she must REALLY need someone to talk to. be there

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I know it must be really hard for you to have heard that. My parents got divorced 2 years ago and it's still weird to think about. Eventually you just have to realize if they weren't happy, it's for the best if they aren't together. My parents are much happier nowadays and they actually get along better now.

noisebox 1

Show you how important getting poon-tang is...

Well rastamerican, smoke a bowl take a deep breath and relax, it will all be ok.

ViviMage 38

Tell your mother to attempt lying nude with her husband and hugging him until a connection is rekindled. Or WTMI!! O.o

kittycat2007 18

Tell your mom to pick up the phone and talk to her friends about this. Your her child not her friend. As far as the divorce goes, just tell them you love them both and you hope they will try everything before coming to such a drastic decision. That said, if they really can't fix it then they should get divorced. Life is to short to be miserable.

doglover100 28

They probably need some marriage counseling.

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This is why you must build a relationship that isn't heavily based on sex, it's not healthy.