Oh no…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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AlaskanG 27

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight.

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articnights2 2

Obviously it's wasn't studying....

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skitzymew 19

Or maybe she had sex once? And maybe she studies frequently? I studied often and just barely slid by in some classes. Why jump to conclusions?

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worldclassrager 39

If only you can swap out test scores on life...

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ffffffffck 13

This could be taken in a positive or a negative way, but since you put it on fml I'm assuming you're not having the best of times right now. I hope you have lots of support to deal with the situation and everything will take a turn for the better.

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Pat77235 8

Just don't forget it's the one result you can actually change after the fact...

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Pat77235 8

Why don't you try shoving your bible up your **** and see if that helps?

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Sal_G_63 5

Sounds like it's not the only D you've gotten.

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Darthbane2007 17

Well, you should have not relied on your neighbor's wifi all the time...

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GoGoMelon 2

This exact scenario happened to me in second year! My baby is now 5, I've finished my degree and working in my field. There's hope (with motivation)! Good luck with whatever you choose OP!

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JanisEvans 10

There might be a correlation between failing/passing here. Now google correlation.

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perdix 29

Somehow, I'm guessing that cheating is involved.

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skitzymew 19

How do you come to that? She might have only had sex once. It only takes one time to get pregnant.

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