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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24

Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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Greenmarsh 31

Sounds like tests are not the only things you've been taking this month OP.

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shyeahh_fml 19

Or forgetting to take...

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iAlissa 34

I'm not sure she feels so blessed at the moment.

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AntiPrude 26

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AntiPrude 26

@122 ...Problem? ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, she's already done well at the "School of Hard Cocks"

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carelessxdanger 9

i second the child being a blessing. your baby can be your motivation to do great in school so that you can be able to support it (: think "positive" ;) lol

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marcranger 28

I don't! Sounds like OP's doing badly enough at life...do you really want her screwing up someone else's too?

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AntiPrude 26

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ksks1234 33

106-- Jesus Christ, dude! Did you knock this chick up, or something? I am pro-choice, but you are extreme. You sound like one of those guys that gets his girl pregnant, then demands she gets an abortion.

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kto123 16

I do agree. I was in a similar situation. I found out I was pregnant after dropping out of school. I re-entered school and will have my degree this semester by the time she is born. She has been my drive to do better and be more responsible.

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tehdarkness 21

It's quite easy to avoid pregnancy... Sorry but you fail.

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NotSoTypical 10

@19 While I agree that there are plenty ways to avoid becoming pregnant, do keep in mind that some people may not be aware of all the options. In most schools(k-12) abstinence is taught and nothing else is really taught on the matter. I'd imagine certain colleges are like that as well.

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aubama_fml 15

At least a test you passed without having to study hard for it.

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Nyx_fml 23

I have a feeling that studying hard for this type of test might not be a problem for many people.

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Zimmington 21

Just a lot of practice

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Omfgitsmia 15

This made me laugh harder than I'm proud to admit.

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Blink_me26 21

Congratulations? I'm sure you will love your bub no matter what OP. Good luck.

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AntiPrude 26

@29 Nah shes gonna abort it :) And 'bub' is a stupid word.

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