Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

onlyme82 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:17

Wow and you've lived in the south how long? I mean I've lived in the south all my life and I've always been able to tell when a drink is non-alcoholic

incalescent 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:02

And knowing whether or not a drink has alcohol in it pertains to living in the South how?

Dopehead666 21

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:26

What is your problem? That's stupid. Drunk or sober. Still stupid.

Victoria_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:29

Placebo effect applied to alcohol?

Alexgoesfml 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:17

Exactly what I was thinking.

F_fatchick_lives 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:34

You all realize that this thread of replies to his comment I what he wanted, right? I would rank him as a troll that gets what he set out for. So: B+ atleast GG trollboy

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:31

Ps. This has nothing to do with the OP, just wanted to mention a pet peeve. I hate it when people just write "YDI" or "FYL" in a comment...that's what the voting is for! If you have other opinions on the topic then post a comment, not just to say your vote! :)

RPGod 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:44

YDI for falling victim to the placebo effect.

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:46

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ryan100 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:03

you are probably a freshman trying to be cool getting high and drunk and acting ******* stupid pretending to be intoxicated. you deserve it 100%

summer99 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:04

so if it had been real alcohol, you would've been perfectly content to make a fool of yourself in front of your boyfriend's family? YDI on so many levels.