Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 56 759

By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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You deserved it 37 774

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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Freudian

By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 164

imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

TheChanel 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:17

you're an idiot YDI

hahasuckstobeyou 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:09

#53 ftw!

kewl92 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:19

wow. just... wow. what are you like 13? idiot

idrivefast 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:15

You've obviously never been drunk before.

madamegabby 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:13

106 "like" really? THE nonalcohol beer has such a small amount of alcohol in it that u CANT GET DRUNK OFF IT!!! anyway this is so stupid i hate people who think they r drunk when they have not had anything to drink!! they r so lame!

your_face 15

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:05

There is enough alcohol in it that you can't buy it if you're under 21.

lexxi1123 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:29

omgsh really!! um even if they were drinking you want to make a GOOD impression, hopefully you have learned a lesson(:

jakquezz 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:42

placebo effect i guess, haha

zapskimmer 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:49

u suck

oface 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:16

What the **** is the farting game?

Pwibble 2

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:44

THIS IS NOT THE OP'S FAULT THIS IS A WELL RECOGNISED PHENOMENON CALLED THE PLACEBO EFFECT In a scientific study done a while ago they gave some people flavoured drinks and told them it was alcoholics. Some of the peoples drinks were alcoholic, some were not, but they ALL starting acting weird, falling over etc. This incidentally is the only reason why some people think rubbish like homeopathy helps them. (homeopathy has never ever been proven to work in well set up trials with control groups etc)

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:21

Ahem, I repeat: Just wondering: What does the placebo effect have to do with whether she deserved it? She still got much too "drunk" for her first social with her boyfriend's parents and acted stupid, then attempted to lift the blame off her shoulders, when it's only her fault, placebo or not.