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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
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imajinethat 0

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

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dan81892 2

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

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netbeui435 3

find another boyfriend

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xoerica9 0

blame it on the JUICE gotcha feeling loose blame it on the DIET COKE gotcha in a zone blame it on the fa fa fa fa fa fa fa FAIL.

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kkhawkins 0

You're a ******* moron. Why do you douchebags feel the need to post this stupid shit on here?

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waterynuggets 0

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU #102

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xoerica9 0

Why do you feel the need to read my stupid shit, and reply to it?

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puffkins 0

YDI for being one of those idiot women who fake drunkeness as an excuse for bad behaviour.

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doubleAbattery 0

What the hell is the farting game?

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thewaker 0

Maybe you shouldn't drink that much in front of his family to begin with. Since it wasn't even really the alcohol talking, they now know you like to play the "fart game" (whatever the hell that is). YDI for not knowing 1. that you're drink wasn't alcoholic and 2. for getting so "drunk" in front of his family that you act stupid. Even if it was alcohol, you should never get that intoxicated in front of someones family you hardly know.

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alex_vik 0

So you're just really an idiot who blames their stupid actions on alcohol, when it wasn't even alcohol. YDI

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IambecomeRAWR 0

If you clicked YDI here, you're just an ignorant idiot. The placebo effect more than covers her actions here.

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thewaker 0

So if we clicked YDI we are ignorant? Yet you can bash other peoples opinions, and claim that her actions are covered since the placebo effect has been proven true? Sounds to me like you are ignorant one for not being able to except someone else's views that differ from your own. Also, placebo effect or not, you take responsiblity for your actions. You can't just pawn off your dumb actions on something else. Man (or in this case WOMAN) Up and deal with your actions. You drank a lot in front of his parents and acted a fool. It doesn't even matter if there was alcohol or not, you should know your limit and you obviously don't.

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akalisser 0

The placebo effect doesn't cover her actions because even if it was alcohol, it was stupid of her to get overly intoxicated upon meeting his family for the first time.

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IambecomeRAWR 0

"They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in". All she was doing was being not frigid. I really need to read over what I write before I post it, that first post wasn't meant to sound mean :|.

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akalisser 0

She didn't need to be frigid, but there's a line between social drinking and having fun and just making an ass of yourself. Like I said if it was real alcohol, it would've been ultra stupid to let herself get super intoxicated and leave that as a first impression on his family.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

I just accidently ate the ink in my pen... It was by accident. Am I going to die? And no, I'm not being perverted. Because I reread this and it sounds perverted.... HELP! I ATE INK!

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