Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

kkhawkins 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:01

Awesome. Yet another case of a ridiculously stupid female making an ass of herself, and then posting it on FML as if it's entertaining. It's a great day for bitches everywhere.

likeOMGwow 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:28

obviously its entertaining..its gotten a ton of comments. its entertaining bc she is so stupid

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:05

Ah, the wonders of the human mind~ In other news, you fail. Even my first real drink didn't make me the least bit tipsy... course hard to be tipsy when it's your own sucky birthday party and you've been left alone lol

kkhawkins 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:06

You're an idiot.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:27

Okay? Thank you.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:08

You confused being drunk with being retarded

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:10

HAHAHAHAHA so true XD

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:12

OP probably makes an extremely annoying and obnoxious friend in general.

TJRoy 44

Thursday 23 April 2015 3:13

Anyone who would think suggesting a farting game when meeting a new boyfriends family is obviously doesn't have high standards.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:14

so, you couldn't taste that it wasnt alcoholic?

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:17

I bet you sobered up REAL fast eh?

Richieq212 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:17

i have a friend who has told me chicks just use getting trashed as an excuse to act that way. your utter stupidity has proven him right

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:27

You're definitely right in saying that PEOPLE use getting trashed to act stupid (People, not just girls, guys definitely do it too...Seriously.)

flygirlnene 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:21

FYL only because u have to find a new boyfriend. YDI because of the reason you have to find a new boyfriend. Why was the farting game even on your mind if you wasn't really drunk? Did the non alcoholic beverage give u gas?