Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

morgan020 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:13

your probably not old enough to drink anyways or you'd know it was a non alcholic drink or your just a dork trying to fit in and it backfired on you. is he still your boyfriend?

monstermesiah 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:25

one time I tricked my sister into taking the anti seizure med she needs but hates it by telling her it was excstacy at one point she started freAking out so bad cuz she thought she was high

ClickClickCamera 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:37

you're a douche

Outlawsfan 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:21

wouldn't you notice and nobody else was acting drunk??? you're dumb, learn to be responsible and at least fake like you're a smart person they would want their son dating....you deserved it SO much

icheer 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:22

ydi for one.. allowing yourself to have "one too many" especially when you should be trying to impess your bf's family since it was your first time meeting them.. i mean first impressions are crucial and not knowing when to quit and letting yourself go overboard would not exactly put you as the best girl for their son to be dating.. and two because you werent smart enough to realise that there was no alcohal.. and three to get "drunk" on nothing..

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:27

placebo affect lOl so this is deff not a ydi. your mind can do some wild things like make you feel drunk when your not, quit smoking when there was a dependence for decades, make pain go away, cause you to believe your sick when you arent (as in hypochondracs, its a real mental problem no matter what hollywood says) but im sure you get what im sayingg so dont feel bad about that. and for real mind tricks i give you an fyl. but alcohol has a very distinctive taste no matter if its a small percentage so for that i give you a ydi

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:04

if it was a drink that the OP had never tried before, she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between alcoholic and non-alcoholic. i will join the few intelligent people on here in mentioning that if a person is under the impression that they've had too much alcohol, they will often feel like they've had too much alcohol (minus the hangover in the morning). they will definitely act drunk without trying to. that is the case in this situation, therefore it's not a YDI

FarSide 22

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:25

You are a fu*king moron. At MOST, she would have too much sugar and slipped into a diabetic coma. If you can't tell if a drink has alcohol, then you have never had alcohol. You will probably turn into a **** or whoremonger the first time you have a daiquiri.

gingermonster16 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:16

At that point, you should have made it seem like you were kidding about having alcohol in there. It would still be embarrassing, but at least you wouldn't look pathetic...