Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
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annis_fml 0

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

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rukusrazor 0

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

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aback 4

So next time wait till he's banging away and ask "Is it in yet?"

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bonafidehustler 0

#32: Are you nuts? "Oh yeah, harder" is not the best choice of words during sex? That's probably the most standard dirty talk there is! I don't see how she could expect him to interpret it like that. He's obviously a little too sensitive about it.

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jm88 0

Yeah, if you're offended by "harder", I dont think dirty talk is the name of your game.

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fmylife324 0

That sucks... my boyfriend would have given it to me faster and harder til I past out.

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boatiebanter 0

Sounds like he's insecure about his bed skillz, but it also sounds like you often nag at him for him to interpret the comment in that way. Also, if you don't usually say things during sex, maybe start with things like "ohh that feels good" rather than instructions?

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Shadydeals 0

Your boyfriends a bitch.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Hahaha, that is HILARIOUS. I feel bad for you, I really do, but this is GREAT

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Leprecon 3

Sucks to be you. I find it horny if my gf says stuff like that

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Yulia_fml 0

#34 - HAHAHA ! OP, it's all about positive reinforcement. You can work your way up to the demands later.

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nikki1001 0

#9 lmao! #31: Um, wtf? So when a girl is blowing you, you just like her to go real slow so it takes forever to feel any kind of sensation? Hard and fast is what feels better. No woman is "property" and liking rough sex with their BOYFRIEND doesn't make them loose *****. And lol #33, my bf does the same. Anyway, must not be great in bed if you said "harder" and he said he was trying. Ouch.

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