One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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89jessica 0

I have two words for you: Lightsaber battles.

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explodingmuffint 0

You should have told her you took up drugs instead.

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Comments

mintcar 9

Glow in the dark condoms sound awesome!!

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bamagirl14 0

what is the point of glow in the dark condoms? you aren't going to see it once it's in the girl's ******.

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Doortje 29

There's more to sex than just sticking it in there you know.

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ScaryyMary 14

Glow in the dark condoms: So gay men can play Star Wars.

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mnwv 3

lol who knows maybe she will open her mouth and you will see the flickering light

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! Glow-in-the-dark condoms are just too awesome to not buy.

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ijrnelson 0

ah I see bama girl that's how you do it *takes notes* in... the... ******... right got it thanks

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ToxixShots 0

wow glow in the dark i got to get some

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bamagirl14 0

yeah well i'm not going to see it if it's in my mouth either.

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bamagirl14 0

yeah well i'm not going to see it if it's in my mouth either.

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felipe87 2

it's going to be going in and coming out. that is how sex works

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jsmathwiz 2

Mhm hott mental image

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jsmathwiz 2

Mhm hott mental image

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dirtylemonz 0

that's just mean if you leave the condom on while it's in your mouth.

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bamagirl14 0

i know how sex works, but i'm still not going to be watching his dick during sex to look at the glow in the dark condom. if a guy wants to buy them, then fine. He can. i'm just saying that i would not be paying attention to it.

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gabrielbaby 9

It's not for you to see.

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JakeS93 0

Think of it as a way to know where your boyfriend is at all times when you're changing positions in the dark. Does that help a little bit?

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CovertMilitance 0

Its okay. you are Canadian. I dont expect you to get laid

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b1ondiee 0

exuse me .? shut up you have no right to talk that way about Canadians .

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instnt1nfction 17

ya, we may ride polar bears and live in igloos but our people are not American fatsos

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jewfroditmer 7

Case and point #54, is you saying exuse. Go Canada

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

It's okay 22, you are a dumbass. I don't expect you to get laid until you are 6-feet-under and get eye-****** by worms and maggots.

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dramayall 0

What a waste of money man. Go get laid

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cheex87 0

who doesn't get laid in over a year?! I mean, unless your significant other is deployed overseas you have no reason to have such lame sex life!!!

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Sinkhole 26

A lot of people don't have sex in over a year! There are people who are still virgins... who would have thought that, right? Oh, and you can't forget about single people who don't like casual sex.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You seem like an especially classy lady, cheex.

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