One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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89jessica 0

I have two words for you: Lightsaber battles.

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explodingmuffint 0

You should have told her you took up drugs instead.

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Stormiella101 0

Lolz that's funny but at least she didn't yell at you;)

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Vonneil 0

You should only buy condoms when you know you're going to use them.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

If the whole thing is hidden by your mouth then it is pretty miniscule...

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mimibabyboo24 0

ever heard of deep thrusting if you do it right it goes all the way in

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MrBoredGuy 1

and druggies don't use condoms.. that's perfect and who has sex in the dark anymore?

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sweetcheex666 6

Your mom is awesome. If my mom would have found anything like that in my room she would have packed my bags for me.

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rickyornash 0

my mom wid e like like at least it isn wees then find my stash hahahha

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mackisballin 0

glow in the dark condoms.. now you see it, now you don't!! :)

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mackisballin 0

glow in the dark condoms.. now you see it, now you don't!! :)

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