One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
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89jessica 0

I have two words for you: Lightsaber battles.

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explodingmuffint 0

You should have told her you took up drugs instead.

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dftbAlexlike 0

Well of course, OP is Canadian.

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dramayall 0

Yes Canadians suck

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nissanman_fml 16

It's no wonder why the world hates Americans.

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jsmathwiz 2

Why was your mom "snooping" in the first place? That's a complete violation of privacy.

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carcinogan 0

because unlike for you to understand..they pay all the bills, rent, mortgage or whatever. they have the right to know what's going on inside the house.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Eh, then it's aboot time for you to go out talk to people. You can't meet them sitting in your room.

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annigotammo 1

glow in the dark?! that's just weird and awkward

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erkasaurusrexx 0

And turtle strikes again. XD

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OCDC 9

Blow them up to make glow in the dark ballons and throw a party. Who knows, you might get laid.

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ZachMitch1994 0

just tell her that those are the new box bc you ran out playing star wars light saber battles in the middle of the night with yourself.

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xmarkstheheart 0

It's called a ******* lock. Get one for your door. Nosy people can **** off! FYL.

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