Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 932
You deserved it 3 197

Same thing different taste

Comments

leadman1989 15

Start walking around naked, hire some clowns, fill your living room with jello and boom they're gonzo.

leadman1989 15

Darn it I forgot about the shock collars, midgets, and anal herpes.

Grow a set you spineless twerp and confront them.

I was going to go with 'Balls; if you don't have a pair go to the local butcher shop. Then learn how to use them.' Your sentiment is just as effective. Kudos.

They can't get you to leave legally - so be careful not to eat or drink anything they give you.

you must have a nice house and they must be really jealous

Hope their plan isn't tio start having sex on your kitchen counter...that would make me flee. Fyl

beebeeL 1

BS! Kick their asses out! Simple as that.

Grow a pair op. Obviously if they were visiting they have somewhere to go back to (if they no longer do then that's their bad for assuming they could stay) and it's about time they did so. Next time they leave the house, put their things outside the front door and lock up the house. Easy as that.

Next thing you know, they'll be plotting your murder. Watch your six, OP. Oh, and kick them the **** out...?

madeline1960 0
numberswoman 14

Time to pack their crap, rent a moving van and have it delivered to their old address!