Love: Overbearing girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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thebomb553 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:08

Reply back "Goodbye!"

lickastick 27

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:15

Please... tell me more...

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:03

That's a bit much...I think she is overly attached...

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:06

I freak out when my boyfriend doesn't check in with me every night, especially since we no longer live in the same state anymore. However, it's better to avoid getting angry over it. What if something bad had happened to her boyfriend? You should never jump to conclusions!

ActionFearo 39

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:26

You freak out because you're insecure in your relationship and you are worried that the distance might lead him to find someone new.

museerux01 10

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:38

she obviously overreacted but i do hate it when guys forget details like that >-< i mean if OP was getting some im sure he'd never "forget"

InuwindoW 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:46

NEXT!

Hubner24 11

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:57

Run dude!!

DWordHead16 19

Tuesday 17 September 2013 3:18

To be honest, I'm bit of the clingy type myself, and I think I've gotten a bit sad over a good night text before. Although I've NEVER bitched out my boyfriend over it. Normally the next day I'd ask if he fell asleep or if something is wrong because he's normally the type to send me the messages. So I'm not sure what to say. I might be taking this out too far but maybe she could have borderline personality disorder (which some people say I have sadly) and I want to explain why I think this but I feel like I'm being dramatic here. We obviously don't know enough about the girl. She's most likely just clingy. Although that doesn't make it okay. Sorry, OP.