Dating and Love: Overenthusiastic

Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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DirtyMike911 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.

coldashell 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

Overly excited much?

Comments

andrew1994001 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:33

At least you have a date

Michaelsgirl04 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:46

had*

DrewFluIngle 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 13:50

Forever Alone :(

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:19

^ and now we know why

StalwartKitten 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:34

Hope you look good enough to pick up a guy tonight because tomorrow you will be all alone. What in the world possessed you to send "countless" texts and calls when you were met with silence after the first one? Creepy and needy.

theWINDOWmonster 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 13:26

I love your picture.

Jf770 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:35

If we was a decent man he would reply telling you it wasn't for another day.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:26

Some people don't have their cellphones fused to their hand at all times. The guy was most probably busy. This has nothing to do with him not being "decent". And after "countless" messages and voicemails, I wouldn't blame him if he never called OP again.

lavitaebella_fml 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:41

Quite an imagination you have there!

Unlucky_Gun 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:42

Well making a mistake like that is better than actually being stood up

hilary56 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:44

Nice job with embarrassing yourself! But he could have atleast replied telling you it was tomorrow instead of today…I am thinking tomorrow, there won't be a date anymore? He probably didn't reply because you seemed annoying when it seemed like he was standing you up.