Love, Weird and Health: Overreaction much?

Overreaction much?

By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 15:17 - Denmark

Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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Today, my anger issues reached their worst after a horrible day at work. I kicked my girlfriend out of our apartment because I smelled another man's cologne when I came home. The "cologne" was a scented candle that she had burning while I was gone. FML

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By now my watch begins - 31/07/2017 04:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 03:00

Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 820

You deserved it 396

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 655

By sonofawackjob - 18/08/2017 17:15 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my raving lunatic mother screamed at me for being "disrespectful", threatened to not pay for my college, swore at me, and accused me of having multiple personality disorder, all in rapid succession. This was provoked by me sneezing. FML

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You deserved it 263

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:23

You think it's funny you mistreat your boyfriend over nothing? That's screwed up.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:23

feel bad for your bf.

Comments

lord_meloetta 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:34

Did you live together because if you do your bound to find out sooner or later

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:43

I would say no. For your sake, no.

jamie_elocin 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:49

Regardless of her day or what stress she may have been under, she shouldn't have treated you that way. It sounds like you'd be better off without her. :/

engineerosaurus 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:50

Sorry, but your girlfriend sounds like an incredibly unpleasant person.

Saikon1357 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:00

Considering that level of unreasonable outburst. It's probably for the best that you not be.

upallnight11 19

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:04

Maybe because you head butted her when she tried to kiss you, OP.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:11

Just wait...she'll hopefully come back around

AnalAssassin1 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:27

People in the comments saying give her some space, switch roles around and they'll be saying: "It gets worse." "Leave his ass!" "You deserve better..."