Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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WTF!?! Jandersonii, all sex is rape because penetration is involved? I disagreeeeee! I ****** the shit out of my boyfriend last night, we broke the bed and penetrated more than one orifice and it was fan-*******-tastic. That was not rape, as much as the neighbours may have thought so due to my excessive moaning. Someone's vag needs to be cleared of the cobwebs. Where did you get your Ph D and how many drugs have you been sneaking out of the lab? You're ****** on so many levels of ****** I can't even begin to... wow. Please, people, don't associate this woman with feminists or queers, she's making everyone in those categories look like psychos.

Slow mind i wonder if he really want to date u or the looks jk

he got out of that one, you psycho!

Ok that's just crazy. Why would u key someones car because they didn't show up. STUPID. I'd never go out with someone crazy like that.

Omg you are a psycho bitch! lol who does that.....like really.

Careful... Everybody who left a mean comment could end up with your car being keyed... Crazy.. Ha ha

You guys do realize that jandersoniii is a dude right? J Anderson III. That's a guy's name. Plus the stuff he's saying is way too surreal.