Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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lifesuck_fml 0

ASDFJKLXO I think you are being really ******* immature....If it was a damn joke, WHY THE **** DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE COMMENTS?? aaand alsoo, jandersoniii, you are a stupid, ******-up bitch

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wellchit 0

I think #103 has joined you in the "Should not breed" program, to you and #103 do not have kids or spread your genes and or legs in any way shape or form, also you should commit yourselves, you can be roomies or bunk mates or both!

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PokeyStix 3

You sound like a pretty vengeful person. Let's see how you feel when someone keys your car.

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amazingkate 0

honestly. i would rather get my car keyed than date you. you can fix a paint job.

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YouSoDeservedIt 0

I created an account just so I could tell you what a dumb ******* **** you are. Grow up and learn to respect peoples property. I hope something valuable of yours gets stolen/vandalized/destroyed for no reason so you can see how it feels. You crazy bitch.

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Amorbis 0

Well then.. hopefully everyone is smart enough from now on to never even give you a first date. #548 Grow up. We all make idiotic decisions sometimes (some more than others like in this case)

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Weil 0

I bet you're a wigger or a black person because you like Souja Boy. I don't pity you.

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hawkloverr 0

You KEYED HIS CAR because he STOOD YOU UP?!? I mean was it your ******* wedding and he was your fiance and you knew for a fact that he stood you up to bang some other girl?! BECAUSE IF NOT, THAT'S TOTALLY PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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