Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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PhoenixLE 0

You should tell him... so he knows to stay the **** away from you.

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sportsnut 0

you should really see a psychiatrist because you are either insane or mentally retarded...i'm going with retarded

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AmericaPie 0

I think you need some lovin'. Sign your name at the bottom and tell him that you are inspired to create art whenever you see him.

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pwnage79 0

you dont key someones can if they stand u up you ******* retard! ps get a calender

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WildClown 0

Uh...YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BITCH. I bet you're fun in bed.

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reroller 0

What the hell is that? FYL?? More like F HIS Life for even meeting you...

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atheist666 0

YDI for bein a dumb bitch

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whatstheproblem 0

you guys are so lame.

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DEE8672 0

WTF u r that desperate?

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