Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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turquoisedress 0

you cudnt of called and asked where he was?!

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bosshaug 0

You better let him hit that since you keyed his car....you kinda owe him

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keneke 0

holy shit crazy. if i ever found out i would run away. then again who knows what you would do to him then. poor guy :

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Kitty34_fml 0

Ugh, drama queen. Who keys a car for being stood up? Control yourself.

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xhalighx 0

Wow. Overreact much?

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ohsnapitsmoses 0

and you think YOUR life is ******? just cost him a shit load of cash to fix that. dumb bitch

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mamasharones 0

No wonder you're single! Good job dip shit!

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JellyBeansz 0

Wow, please go and seek professional help IMMEDIATELY.

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jnic 0

Just so you guys know, 1. Janderson is obviously a troll. 2. What they're talking about is NOT real feminism. Not in the least bit. It's obviously some dude who's bitter because REAL feminism isn't about the feminazis who everyone hates, so he wants to make it look like it is.

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Goz_fml 0

So are you still going on the date? What's next if something else go's wrong are you going to go postal on everyone?Maybe you should take your meds now!

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