Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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chapelsen 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:42

all I have to say (if it hasn't been said before) is that I hope this guy comes to this site, sees your post, and reports you to the police....that shit is ****** messed up! Go get help before you seriously harm someone!!!

Cittenscollar 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:49

Either you're 16 or you're one of those pathetic women who grow up never maturing past the level of a 16 year old. You don't even know how badly I'm judging you in my head right now.

AutumnsMonologue 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:43

#552- Im 16, I would never even dream of doing this. Stereotype much? lol =P But yeah PSYCHOOOOO poor guy

sblkman 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:51

Don't reproduce.

scooterrr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:14

put the key down and let's share a group hug.

embie 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:20

oh shameeee.

youdontsay 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:27

Hahaha. So how was the date the following day? Hope u brought a spare key just incase

Sapphy 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:36

good job >.>

katiek 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:54

psycho.

peace2daworld 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:14

O come onnnnnnnn it's not that baddd!!!!!!!!

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