Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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You deserved it 154 434
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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taylipn 0

i agree with #1, you must be a crazy desperate bitch =) no wonder you were so upset when he 'stood you up'

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YDIdouche 0

Wow you fail at life. Good thing this guy knows you're a psycho bitch, so he can stay away from you from now on. I mean if you key cars over being stood up, who knows what the hell you'd do during a breakup. Get some therapy. Holy crap.

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RkR_fml 0

i hope he stands you up. that's just ****** up

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FrootLoops_ 0

i think you're crazy, delusional, psycho & i believe that you completely overreacted.

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mike_i_am 0

you're a crazy b*tch.. you deserve to get stood up

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jasax1 0

Okay Jandersonii, you are officially insane. You now say: "262 and others - guys calm down. im not saying that the guy deserved it." Is that so? Then why did your original comment say this: "fyl girl, youll find a betta man. f**k that dude for standing you up, and even if it was on the wrong day f**k him for not calling you to confirm the date and everything the day before hand. HE COMPLETELY DESERVES IT AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BROKEN ALL HIS WINDOWS TOO FOR NOT REMINDING YOU. next time i see him i would kick his balls and remind him to be a gentleman next time" I think what really happened here that you realized everyone hates you. You're an idiot. You can't justify every psycho thing a woman does with "empowerment". Vandalism is not empowerment, it is illegal. Oh, and consensual sex isn't rape, it is sex. If everyone followed your ridiculous theory, humans would go extinct because sex is kind of important for reproducing. Also, according to your rape theory, one out of three women die a virgin. Highly unlikely. Most guys know how to treat a lady, so if you don't generalize that all men are assholes because of a few rotten guys, I won't generalize that all women are off their rocker because of girls like you. So don't tell anyone to "calm down". The truth is, you're a nut. Reading your comments drove me up the feckin walls. So just go outside, have a good time burning your bras and not shaving your legs, but don't bring that bullshit over here. And OP, this could only be considered an FYL because almost 500 people commented to say you're crazy.

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